Category: Joke Board
A woman awakes during the night, and her husband isn't in bed with her. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table
with a glass of whiskey in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his whiskey.
"What's the matter, dear?" she asks. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from his whiskey, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.
"Yes, I do," she replies.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"
"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues, "Do you remember when he shoved the gun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?"
"I remember that, too," she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, "I would have gotten out today."
lol.
Now that, was good. haha
This has actually been posted on this board before. It's pretty messed up. Man, that guy missed out on a lot of opportunities.
Yeah, "man on man" opportunities, like in the movie "Let's Go To Prison" Depending on his leanings, he may not have considered those such a bad thing to miss ...
lol; wow...
Ok? Wow.